The CODE PIRATE QUEEN MUUPI weaves web-apps like GLIMMERING RICK-ROLLS in an otherwise cold digital ocean ...
BUT
The turtle of urgency, Junba can be found eating my fingers one-by-one unless placated with an increasing volume of stamps.
YOU CAN STOP JUNBA FROM EATING FINGERS ONE-BY-ONE
You stamp to the Stamp and SET YOUR STAMP at muupi.com
Then JUNBA will eat those instead.
What is a Stamp?
What is a MUUPI STANNED STAMP?
You want friends who won't go away and an artfight to bless the day. Muupi stanned stamps maid made make what you need.
You're being gossiped about, hated on, and disrespected.
ENTER STANNED STAMP: Muupi, her whale simp WOOTY and CODE MAIDS will weave your stanned stamp and bring you many KIND friends all around the world.
Tired of being ghosted and let down? Muupi mail makes the difference and separates the fakes from the reals.
See when, for how long, and how many times someone read your e-mail
See if they are sharing your e-mail with other people
All from a beautiful kawaii interface!
Do you sell anything besides STAMPS?
Yes in fact we do! We sell an operating system called MUUPI OS. It is intended to be THE IDEAL computer for college students because everything in it is represented as an outline. How many times have you struggled with boring assignments you do not care about, with peers who are supposed to uplift you but keep putting you down, and asshole, disinterested professors? Do yourself a favor and talk to the Code Pirate QUEEN and her WHALE SIMP instead. She will recommend you materials from arxiv and make your assignments actually enjoyable despite the people around you being envious and constantly letting you down with stupid, offensive 'jokes' about your gender and race, taking more from you than they are giving back and generally just acting like jackasses? Believe me, MUUPI knows what it's like. If you want to preview it, you can visit https://my.muupi.com to preview using the operating system in the cloud, after the preview it is $20/month to use Muupi OS at my.muupi.com. Additionally, we sell the pink, Y2K, Hongdae inspired laptops that have the OS for $350, a STEAL.
Muupi OS
Everything in Muupi OS is written as free as in freedom software, meaning you are able to modify it as you see fit. Everything in Muupi OS is written as literate programming; meaning, that everything is an outline!
This computer is ideal for college students who need to write papers.
MUUPI MASK
One computer isn't good enough. Need a face-mask that doubles as a distributed network? Muupi mask lets you veil yourself but broadcast free internet through the MuupiNet, your stamp lives on locally as a QR code on the front of your mask :)
MUUPI NET CAFE
Additionally, we are pre-selling Muupi NET CAFE membership clubs at $15 / month. If you've ever been to Kaikatsu (manga) or Bagus (darts) club, it's like that but it's ran by maids from the maid cafes. We are also accepting applications for people who want to run a Muupi NET CAFE franchise. CODE MAID ENFORCEMENT!
What is Muupi Net Cafe?
These are often called manga kissa in Japan. They are open 24 hours. With a membership card, they can be accessed at a rate of about $3 an hour. Our flagship location is scheduled to open on Hollywood Blvd in December of 2024, quickly followed by locations in Alhambra, Miami, Seoul and Tokyo.
Seating
Muupi Maid Cafe has open seating for friends and card-games, as well as arcade games imported from Akihabara.
Drinks
Muupi Maid Cafe provides free drinks for members with an eligible booking.
Lodging
Muupi Maid Cafe provides lodging for members at a rate of about $23 a night
Streaming
Muupi Code Maids stream CODE FIGHT to implement features from the Muupi Net Cafes.
Everything in Muupi OS is written as free as in freedom software, meaning you are able to modify it as you see fit. Everything in Muupi OS is written as literate programming; meaning, that everything is an outline!
This computer is ideal for college students who need to write papers.
