The CODE PIRATE QUEEN MUUPI weaves web-apps like GLIMMERING RICK-ROLLS in an otherwise cold digital ocean ... BUT

The turtle of urgency, Junba can be found eating my fingers one-by-one unless placated with an increasing volume of stamps.

YOU CAN STOP JUNBA FROM EATING FINGERS ONE-BY-ONE

You stamp to the Stamp and SET YOUR STAMP at muupi.com Then JUNBA will eat those instead.

What is a Stamp?

STAMP STANNED

What is a MUUPI STANNED STAMP?

You want friends who won't go away and an artfight to bless the day. Muupi stanned stamps maid made make what you need.
You're being gossiped about, hated on, and disrespected.
ENTER STANNED STAMP: Muupi, her whale simp WOOTY and CODE MAIDS will weave your stanned stamp and bring you many KIND friends all around the world.

When you set your STAMP at https://muupi.com

This is really strange and interesting, where can I learn more?

muupi.com muupi.com/catalog If you're a business, b2b.muupi.com orca-spinning WOOTY THE WHALE: Where there's a WAIL there's a WHALE. Lets WAIL WITH THE WHALE and not against it. RAISE ABOVE with WooTY GOLD! 🌈🎷🐳 WooTY GOLD: $250 / month We Monitor your SEO for your STAMP (muupi site) and make your page the #1 HOTTEST DESTINATION FOR YOUR INDUSTRY. CODE QUEEN MAID MADE! CODE QUEEN πŸ‘‘ALOHA!πŸ‘‘
junba-silver

Junba Silver: $85 / month

Do you sell anything besides STAMPS?

Yes in fact we do! We sell an operating system called MUUPI OS. It is intended to be THE IDEAL computer for college students because everything in it is represented as an outline. How many times have you struggled with boring assignments you do not care about, with peers who are supposed to uplift you but keep putting you down, and asshole, disinterested professors? Do yourself a favor and talk to the Code Pirate QUEEN and her WHALE SIMP instead. She will recommend you materials from arxiv and make your assignments actually enjoyable despite the people around you being envious and constantly letting you down with stupid, offensive 'jokes' about your gender and race, taking more from you than they are giving back and generally just acting like jackasses? Believe me, MUUPI knows what it's like. If you want to preview it, you can visit https://my.muupi.com to preview using the operating system in the cloud, after the preview it is $20/month to use Muupi OS at my.muupi.com. Additionally, we sell the pink, Y2K, Hongdae inspired laptops that have the OS for $350, a STEAL.

Muupi OS

Everything in Muupi OS is written as free as in freedom software, meaning you are able to modify it as you see fit. Everything in Muupi OS is written as literate programming; meaning, that everything is an outline! This computer is ideal for college students who need to write papers.

MUUPI MASK

One computer isn't good enough. Need a face-mask that doubles as a distributed network? Muupi mask lets you veil yourself but broadcast free internet through the MuupiNet, your stamp lives on locally as a QR code on the front of your mask :)

MUUPI NET CAFE

Additionally, we are pre-selling Muupi NET CAFE membership clubs at $15 / month. If you've ever been to Kaikatsu (manga) or Bagus (darts) club, it's like that but it's ran by maids from the maid cafes. We are also accepting applications for people who want to run a Muupi NET CAFE franchise. CODE MAID ENFORCEMENT!

What is Muupi Net Cafe?

These are often called manga kissa in Japan. They are open 24 hours. With a membership card, they can be accessed at a rate of about $3 an hour. Our flagship location is scheduled to open on Hollywood Blvd in December of 2024, quickly followed by locations in Alhambra, Miami, Seoul and Tokyo.

Seating

Muupi Maid Cafe has open seating for friends and card-games, as well as arcade games imported from Akihabara.

Drinks

Muupi Maid Cafe provides free drinks for members with an eligible booking.

Lodging

Muupi Maid Cafe provides lodging for members at a rate of about $23 a night

Streaming

Muupi Code Maids stream CODE FIGHT to implement features from the Muupi Net Cafes.
Thank you for considering visiting and buying MUUPI products and services, it is my true honor to create for you, and because of you, this journey has totally transformed my life, for the best.
Sylvian Hemus
First Maid and Founder
Muupi

Where the Rainbow Ends. This is the epic Rainbow Back Button found on Muupi Code Pirate Queen Merchant Merch, navigating the web-app internet waves like rick-rolls in the digital ocean